The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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