speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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