If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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