I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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