i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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