I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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