people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drake has all the answers
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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