Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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