You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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