i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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