so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Never underestimate the power of titties
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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