You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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