So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
tell me about the eggs
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
