We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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