I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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