jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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