Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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