he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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