only if we run a train.
done.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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