yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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