i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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