That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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