What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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