I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Blood and glitter go together right?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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