So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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