There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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