awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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