Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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