I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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