Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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