went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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