i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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