Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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