the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
They took my balls.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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