im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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