Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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