I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize