David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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