i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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