Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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