Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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