we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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