Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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