i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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