I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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