I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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