Farmville is her only friend.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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