Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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