Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I need to sanitize my soul.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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