Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i need some magic done to my vagina
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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