Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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