so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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