So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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