Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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