Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I supernannyed him into submission
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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