Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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