quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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